Can you just imagine what would happen if...

[sid]

...Ivanka Trump was a Democrat? Her face would be on the cover of every magazine and left wing newspaper in the country. All the crackpots in Hollywood would be drooling all over her and even Michael Moore might be aroused.

[togor]

Sid your subscription to Stuff Magazine expire? Yes..we know....Taskmaster Ivanka can spank you any time she wants!

[Roadkingtrax]

Wait...is Sid's imagination running wild on Moore rubbing one out?

[Gun Smoke]

I remember when moooochele was being glamorized by all the magazines and internet news articles speaking of her "beauty" and her "beauty secrets". Even jackie kennedy was portrayed as being beautiful. Now we have real beautys and there's hardly a word.

How would you like to wake up next to this?

[Roadkingtrax]

I remember when moooochele was being glamorized by all the magazines and internet news articles speaking of her "beauty" and her "beauty secrets". Even jackie kennedy was portrayed as being beautiful. Now we have real beautys and there's hardly a word.

How would you like to wake up next to this?

Her dad imagines it.

[Gun Smoke]

Incest?

[Vern Humphrey]

As I pointed out to a certain ok-looking, but obnoxious lady, "There's a big difference between a woman a man would want to sleep with and one he would want to wake up with."

[S.A. Boggs]

I remember when moooochele was being glamorized by all the magazines and internet news articles speaking of her "beauty" and her "beauty secrets". Even jackie kennedy was portrayed as being beautiful. Now we have real beautys and there's hardly a word.

How would you like to wake up next to this?

Boy, that would keep one awake @ night or the crows away!
Sam

[Vern Humphrey]

Boy, that would keep one awake @ night or the crows away!
Sam

I could set a record for the low crawl as I got out of THAT room!

[S.A. Boggs]

I could set a record for the low crawl as I got out of THAT room!

As Wilily said to Joe in 1944, "I can't get any lower me buttons are in the way!"
Sam