Always check the toliet before sitting down..you never know what's in it!

[rayg]

Thai man is bitten on the penis by a python while sitting on the toilet, leaving his bathroom sprayed in blood

Siraphop Masukarat, 18, was bitten by the snake on Tuesday evening
He yelled in terror as he ran out of the bathroom in Nonthaburi, central Thailand
Teenager was rushed to hospital to have the injury on his penis treated

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-toilet.html

[Gun Smoke]

Some men refer to their tallywackers as "pythons", maybe the snake was offended.

Not the best snake to be bitten by. As you know, they aren't venomous but have numerous curved teeth to grab and retain their prey.

[Sako]

You really have bad luck for that to happen

[Vern Humphrey]

Happened to an Olympic hammer thrower in Singapore while I was there -- he used to go to the golf course early in the mornings to practice, and one morning he was using the facility . . . I met him once and asked him, "How's your hammer hanging now?"

We had an apartment where a female employee lived. When she left, we let the apartment go. A couple of weeks later they found snakes in the plumbing of that apartment -- it was in the paper, complete with pictures of the snakes. Naturally, we mailed her a copy of the paper.

The paper quoted a lady who lived there as saying, "I used to go to the bathroom at night and just sit down. Now I turn on the lights and check for bubbles first."

But we were assured by a spokesperson for the Ministry of the Environment that there were no longer any snakes. The spokesperson's name was Goh Pe Ing.

[SUPERX-M1]

Rats are in the sewers. They can swim and hold their breath for 3 minutes. So, rats have been known to pop up in a toilet bowl and could bite you or gain access to your home. If a rat or mouse can get its skull through an opening, they can get their whole body through.

Be careful out there