Can't be all that bad being dead ...

[dogtag]

After all, all you're doing is just lying around, and your getting paid.
All you have to do is get up once in while so that you can vote democrat.
Is there a Walmart up there ? Or down there as the case may be ?

https://populist.press/dead-people-m...s-checks-html/

[Major Tom]

When I was a kd 65 years ago, when the carnival came to town it was big fun! Now a days, I can see the same freak show at Walmart any day of the week!