Best lemon tree in the neighborhood.

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  • Fred Pillot
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 448

    #1

    Best lemon tree in the neighborhood.

    My lemons attract people from the whole neighborhood. Ripe lemons year 'round.
    Some people in a car stopped in front of my house and called into my front door if they could have some lemons. If they weren't so lazy not to have the kid in the back seat run up to my porch I would have said yes. So, I asked who they voted for for president and the driver said Biden. So I told them they couldn't have any lemons while shaking my head no. As they drove off I told them "HAVE A NICE DAY". After all, I'm not a liberal ass hole.
    I didn't invent cancel culture, but it feels good. I now know how the liberal idiots get off.
    Fred Pillot
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    San Jose Zouaves
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  • rayg
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 7444

    #2
    They already have a lemon in office..Lol

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    • S.A. Boggs
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 8568

      #3
      Originally posted by rayg
      They already have a lemon in office..Lol
      A very sour one!
      Sam

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      • Roadkingtrax
        Senior Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 7835

        #4
        Originally posted by rayg
        They already have a lemon in office..Lol
        Naturally. We just had an orange.
        "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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