China is now using anal swabs to check for the Covid virus.

[sid]

They are said to be more accurate. I would suggest they start in DC. That place is just filled with large A-holes. Here is the story:

https://www.newsweek.com/covid-anal-...expert-1564381

[dogtag]

I bet queers are lining up around the block to get that job.

[Mike in NC]

I wonder if they also do this in the drive up mode where you don't leave your vehicle?

[Vern Humphrey]

I'd be careful about that. Right after I graduated from high school, a friend of mine took the train to Chicago. He had to use the restroom, but didn't understand that the toilets were hidden, in stalls with doors. He managed to get the window open, and assumed an appropriate position to relieve himself when the train went through a whistle-stop where the mail pick-up arm was extended.

He wrote a stiff letter to the Railroad President, telling him that automatic ass-wiper was going to kill someone.

[dogtag]

That train is now known as the Mooning Express.

[dryheat]

I hope that doesn't take hold here. I'm very tired of seeing people get swabs stuck up their noses and getting shots.

[Roadkingtrax]

I bet queers are lining up around the block to get that job.

Maybe they are hiring?

[Fred Pillot]

When you get to the front of the line, roll down your window and smile for the nurse.