Prince Charming married the Wicked Witch ...

[dogtag]

He could have had his choice of Women, but it would appear he inherited
stupid genes from his father Charles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...atronages.html

"Act in haste, repent at leisure"

[Vern Humphrey]

The Prince of Wales came over here and raised a hullabaloo
And everyone turned out you know, in gold and tinsel too
But the good old 69th didn't care for kings and peers
"The divil take the nobility" said the Irish volunteers.