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  • Major Tom
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 6181
    #1

    President Harris

    Will be handling the immigrant crisis. Biden said he cannot get his naps by worrying about someone else's problem! He also looked like a deer caught in headlights!
    Also, she is cozing up to slick willie on how to impower women! Nice couple they make! 'Ol willie is gonna be screwing Kamala, headline at 5!
    Harris s now the new charactor in the Bat Man series! Known as the "Giggler".
    Poor old Joe isn't even gonna last his first 100 days! Kamala is taking over all his 'duties'. I wouldn't be surprised if she gave Biden's first press conference! Mean while back on the ranch; Pelosi is scheming how to get rid of Harris!
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    • JB White
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2009
      • 13371
      #2
      Originally posted by Major Tom
      Will be handling the immigrant crisis. Biden said he cannot get his naps by worrying about someone else's problem! He also looked like a deer caught in headlights!
      Also, she is cozing up to slick willie on how to impower women! Nice couple they make! 'Ol willie is gonna be screwing Kamala, headline at 5!
      Harris s now the new charactor in the Bat Man series! Known as the "Giggler".
      Poor old Joe isn't even gonna last his first 100 days! Kamala is taking over all his 'duties'. I wouldn't be surprised if she gave Biden's first press conference! Mean while back on the ranch; Pelosi is scheming how to get rid of Harris!
      Meanwhile Schumer has a plan to change jobs to be fourth in line but can't figure out how Pelosi can drink so much Koolaid and stay alive.
      If Shakespeare were living today, what a story could be told
      Last edited by JB White; 03-25-2021, 03:36.
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        • Johnny P
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 6260
          #3
          Biden opens cabinet meeting by trying to figure out who he can turn it over to. When he gets all squinty eyed you know he is trying to read the flash cards, and when he's not squinting he is looking to hand off his job.

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            • Major Tom
              Very Senior Member - OFC
              • Aug 2009
              • 6181
              #4
              "Oatmeal for brains" press conference today will be a farce! He has preplaned answers to questions IF he can find the answers in 'cheat cards'. Any questions to be asked him are also preplaned so as not to throw Joe into a 'deer in the headlights stare'.

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                • dryheat
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10587
                  #5
                  Harris is going to handle the immigration crisis? That doesn't sound good.
                  If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                    • Johnny P
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6260
                      #6
                      A great choice to handle the border "situation". She is for decriminalizing the illegal border crossings, and compares the ICE agents to the KKK for enforcing the law. She probably did a great job as Willie Brown's girlfriend, but not qualified to do much more.

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                        • Major Tom
                          Very Senior Member - OFC
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6181
                          #7
                          Harris may be the first "whore" as POTUS!

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