It would be serious if it were not so laughable ...

[dogtag]

"sorry Sir, we can't attack right now as all our Platoon are giving birth"

https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/your-marine-corps/2021/04/10/new-marine-corps-maternity-uniforms-available-in-april/

One can only hope the enemy will be understanding during this somber moment.

[Roadkingtrax]

Pregnant women are not deployed, and maternity uniforms are nothing new.

I know it's hard to learn something new, but do try to do a little bit of independent research before you share something.

[rayg]

Yes we are understrength sir can't do the mission as we're missing too many troops due to so many having babies! Might be ready in a few months.. Oops..hold it.. I take that back!.. make that more months.. Also we will need more maternity uniforms sir ......Lol.. just kidding! tongue in cheek post..