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[Vern Humphrey]

I'm now offering, for a limited time only, wind-up Joe Biden dolls. Very realistic. You put one down on the floor, it takes two steps and f*cks up.

Order in the next 30 minutes and I'll throw in a Hunter Biden doll, complete with a gram of cocaine.

[Allen]

I'm now offering, for a limited time only, wind-up Joe Biden dolls. Very realistic. You put one down on the floor, it takes two steps and f*cks up.

Order in the next 30 minutes and I'll throw in a Hunter Biden doll, complete with a gram of cocaine.

Why would anyone need a J biden doll to remind them of what they see live every day?

With the H biden doll I assume the cocaine is inside the doll already where children couldn't consume it.

[Vern Humphrey]

With the H biden doll I assume the cocaine is inside the doll already where children couldn't consume it.

That would be the responsible thing to do -- and Hunter ain't responsible.

[Allen]

I was implying that the real Hunter would have consumed the coke already and the doll would be made as such.

Hard to imagine him and coke as 2 separate objects.

[Roadkingtrax]

I'm now offering, for a limited time only, wind-up Joe Biden dolls. Very realistic. You put one down on the floor, it takes two steps and f*cks up.

Order in the next 30 minutes and I'll throw in a Hunter Biden doll, complete with a gram of cocaine.

Trafficking drugs? I've heard stories about Cambodia.

[Vern Humphrey]

I was implying that the real Hunter would have consumed the coke already and the doll would be made as such.

Hard to imagine him and coke as 2 separate objects.

Not until he's wound up.

[BudT]

I'll wait for the hair sniffer model

[Vern Humphrey]

I'll wait for the hair sniffer model

He doesn't do that anymore -- the dog taught him a different technique.