What will he do?

[kj47]

When ol' joe retires (25th 'ed out) May be sell Saladmaster or maybe Tupperware? Last choice; gun salesman @ Dicks Sporting Goods.

[one shot]

Joe sells shotguns .

[Vern Humphrey]

Don't laugh. Joe has sold a LOT of guns and ammo. Don't believe me? Just look at the blank spaces in gun store racks.

[dryheat]

It's moving on. I was shocked when I went to a gun shop and all I saw was black. Good for me; the occasional old time rifle shows up. There is a market.

[Allen]

When ol' joe retires (25th 'ed out) May be sell Saladmaster or maybe Tupperware? Last choice; gun salesman @ Dicks Sporting Goods.

He could be sent home now and be told he is still the president. He wouldn't know any difference. Everytime he saw a gray haired man on TV he would think it was him. Watching old episodes of Naked Gun with Leslie Nielsen would have him believing he could solve crimes.

Sometimes they speak alike too except Leslie's quotes make some sense.

https://www.azquotes.com/author/10820-Leslie_Nielsen

[dogtag]

Talking of guns; Was it Poopypants who said the way to scare off would-be robbers
is to go out, confront them and fire both barrels in the air ?

[Vern Humphrey]

Talking of guns; Was it Poopypants who said the way to scare off would-be robbers
is to go out, confront them and fire both barrels in the air ?

He did -- apparently he thinks criminals can't count.