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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    Why don't we paint our Warships Pink ? ...

    Let's not do things in half measures. If we're going to let
    the feminists run the Navy, then let's go whole Hog.
    Paint the ships a lovely bright pink, and while we're at it,
    lets replace old glory with the Rainbow flag.

  • Vern Humphrey
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 15875

    #2
    We have a new casualty category:

    KIA -- Killed in action
    MIA -- Missing in action
    WIA -- Wounded in action
    KUIA -- Knocked up in action.

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    • togor
      Banned
      • Nov 2009
      • 17610

      #3
      Naval gunnery would make for some terrific gender reveal parties.
      Last edited by togor; 12-19-2021, 11:00. Reason: Spelling

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      • barretcreek
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2013
        • 6065

        #4
        Originally posted by togor
        Naval gunnery would make for some terrific gender reveal parties.
        Japanese had that. Foresaw multiple genders even.

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        • Roadkingtrax
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 7835

          #5
          Originally posted by togor
          Naval gunnery would make for some terrific gender reveal parties.
          Dogtag and Vern are both grumpy and unoriginal...lol.

          "The first gun that was fired at Fort Sumter sounded the death-knell of slavery. They who fired it were the greatest practical abolitionists this nation has produced." ~BG D. Ullman

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          • lyman
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 11294

            #6
            underwater pink panthers?

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            • blackhawknj
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2011
              • 3754

              #7
              How about having daycare centers on ships, have the mothers stand watch over them-a new duty position. Eliminate the anger and bitterness of men over having to perform back to back tours of sea duty and having their tours of shore duty cut short by a non-deployable-i.e. pregnant or single mother female, eliminate those behaviors as legalized malingering.

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              • togor
                Banned
                • Nov 2009
                • 17610

                #8
                They could ban heterosexual sex for the enlisted, leaving only the other kind. Worked for the British.

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                • dryheat
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10587

                  #9
                  Well then, lets lease some of those gigantic cruise ships. Room for nearly everything.
                  If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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                  • Allen
                    Moderator
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 10625

                    #10
                    It may already be too late. Don't forget about the Airforce too.
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