Underneath the make-up is a different Woman ...

[dogtag]

With her make-up on she may be beautiful, but without it she may not be.
This could be labelled cheating because the man will think he's married a
rare beauty only to wonder after bedtime preparations,who the hell is this
Woman in my bed ? What happened to my wife ? What have you done with her ?
Far be it for me to claim myself a beauty judge, but Jennifer Lopez is a star
lorded for her looks, but as these pics show she's really a Plain Jane.
Nothing wrong with Plain Janes - probably make the best partners but maybe
there should be a law - You must remove make-up before being proposed to.
It's only fair. Of course with all this transgender crap - but that's another story.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tv...tml?mwv_rm=rta

[one shot]

them pics just ruined your whole sex life didn't they

[dogtag]

Yeah. I told Lopez to get the hell out of my house and take her Mother with her.

[one shot]

Yeah. I told Lopez to get the hell out of my house and take her Mother with her.

I would have asked them both to stay might get lucky .

[dogtag]

You sin't seen her Mother

[togor]

As explained to me by my wife, the mistake some women make is going heavy on makeup when they're young and youth is in their corner. When that happens the gap between appearance and reality only opens up with the passage of time.

[one shot]

You know what they say older women don't smell , don't swell , and don't tell . Don't knock them older women till you try them .

[barretcreek]

Didn't the Clancy Bros do a song about a guy who brought a woman home and she started to remove all her parts?

[one shot]

https://youtu.be/xS7Xi1kM3oU

[lyman]

as a coworkers daddy once said,

it's not the face you F@#$
it's the F@#$ you face

[one shot]

Lyman did I ever tell you about the girl from Tennessee , well it's not always what you see but more about what you feel in a person and she sure could cook them domaters just like Ma Ma showed her .

[lyman]

Lyman did I ever tell you about the girl from Tennessee , well it's not always what you see but more about what you feel in a person and she sure could cook them domaters just like Ma Ma showed her .

yup,,

you posted that when you were in another place,

[barretcreek]

On the other hand, check out the actress who plays 'Elvira'. I'll take her either way.

[Vern Humphrey]

On the other hand, check out the actress who plays 'Elvira'. I'll take her either way.

You know she's older than I am?

[Roadkingtrax]

On the other hand, check out the actress who plays 'Elvira'. I'll take her either way.

She's gay.