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  • dogtag
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 14985

    #1

    If you have no talent, then steal someone else's ...

    Enid Blyton was an English fairy tale author who was widely
    read by just learned to read toddlers like myself. Her trouble
    as seen by today's talentless authors is that she stupidly
    thought there were just two genders, male and female. So,
    some heretofore nonentity has taken it upon herself to correct
    matters by re-writing her works and so inform today's toddlers
    that there are indeed hundreds of genders and like nonsense.
    Blyton is not the only writer to suffer the indignity of having
    their works either revised or expunged from collections. Some of
    Shakespeare's sonnets have been seen as not woke and therefore
    not to be included. One we learned at school was the Rape of
    Lucretia -"With the nightly linen that she wore he penned her
    piteous clamors in her head" Some lines I never forgot, those
    and "Thick as autumnal leaves that strew the brooks at Vallenbrosa"
    My Headmasters favorite from Milton's Paradise Lost. Nothing sexist
    about that so it's probably safe from the reformists. Lucky Milton.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-equality.html
  • blackhawknj
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 3754

    #2
    It's the Ministry of Truth at work, bringing the past up to date.

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    • togor
      Banned
      • Nov 2009
      • 17610

      #3
      That reminds me Lyman wants everyone to update their pronoun choices in their profile.

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      • lyman
        Administrator - OFC
        • Aug 2009
        • 11268

        #4
        Originally posted by togor
        That reminds me Lyman wants everyone to update their pronoun choices in their profile.
        lyman could care less how you id yourself,


        never speak for me again

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        • togor
          Banned
          • Nov 2009
          • 17610

          #5
          Originally posted by lyman
          lyman could care less how you id yourself,


          never speak for me again
          Oops forgot the dancing banana.

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          • Vern Humphrey
            Administrator - OFC
            • Aug 2009
            • 15875

            #6
            My preferred pronoun is "Your royal majesty."

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