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FEMA Encourages Survivors of a Nuclear Holocaust To Mask, Socially Distance
The COVID-conscious advice from the federal government's primary disaster response agency is silly. It's also outdated.
CHRISTIAN BRITSCHGI | 2.28.2022 3:15 PM
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While the potential for Russia's invasion of Ukraine to spark a world-ending nuclear conflagration has knocked the pandemic off most frontpages, federal bureaucrats seem determined to prove that they can focus on two crises at once.
On Sunday, Based Politics' Brad Polumbo reported that the Federal Emergency Management's (FEMA) ready.gov webpage for nuclear explosions has been updated to encourage people to mask and socially distance should they be hunkering in a bunker with members outside of their own households.
Sounds familiar to me, maybe we could mandate putting Potassium Iodine in our masks!
The COVID-conscious advice from the federal government's primary disaster response agency is silly. It's also outdated.
CHRISTIAN BRITSCHGI | 2.28.2022 3:15 PM
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reason-nuke
( Mikeaubry/Dreamstime.com)
While the potential for Russia's invasion of Ukraine to spark a world-ending nuclear conflagration has knocked the pandemic off most frontpages, federal bureaucrats seem determined to prove that they can focus on two crises at once.
On Sunday, Based Politics' Brad Polumbo reported that the Federal Emergency Management's (FEMA) ready.gov webpage for nuclear explosions has been updated to encourage people to mask and socially distance should they be hunkering in a bunker with members outside of their own households.
Sounds familiar to me, maybe we could mandate putting Potassium Iodine in our masks!
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