Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls ...

[dogtag]

That introduction,according to Disney, is not inclusive enough.
If that outlook were not so perverted, it would be funny.
But then again when Walt died Disney started it's journey
downward and finished itself off when they got rid of the Yeti
and Mr Toad's Wild Ride. It's going to be a sad world when
there are no more Princes and Princesses. There's obviously
no Prince Charmings working at Disney anymore, just Witches.

[Allen]

and fairies

[Major Tom]

Yes, fairies run Disney World now! Of course you know 'Ol Big Ears has invested heavily in everything Disney! Besides, a person has to get a bank loan to spend the day there with their children!