Need a good job?

[Vern Humphrey]

Walmart is offering starting salaries of up to $110,000 for new truck drivers. They are also opening a facility to train drivers.

[dogtag]

OK I'll take the job as long as I don't have to reverse those artics up to the loading bay.
Somebody else will have to do that. And I want weekends off. Truck must have a sleeper.
Oh, and I don't drive at night.

[Vern Humphrey]

OK I'll take the job as long as I don't have to reverse those artics up to the loading bay.
Somebody else will have to do that. And I want weekends off. Truck must have a sleeper.
Oh, and I don't drive at night.

You want an annual month-long, all expenses paid vacation in Hawaii, too?

[dogtag]

You want an annual month-long, all expenses paid vacation in Hawaii, too?

Of course, I figured that went with the job. And I want to be paid in Krugerands.

[Vern Humphrey]

Of course, I figured that went with the job. And I want to be paid in Krugerands.

And of course you want it not reported to the IRS?

[dogtag]

And of course you want it not reported to the IRS?

Why would the Irish Rescue Service want to know what I earn ?

[Vern Humphrey]

Why would the Irish Rescue Service want to know what I earn ?

My point, exactly. Just take your Krugerrands and go on about your business.

[dogtag]

My point, exactly. Just take your Krugerrands and go on about your business.

I didn't get the job. I don't see why having only one eye would disqualify me.

[lyman]

My point, exactly. Just take your Krugerrands and go on about your business.

I have one of those in the safe,

wonder what they are worth now

[dogtag]

Around two grand