Is your Wife a Mermaid ? ...

[dogtag]

Does she go to the beach a lot ? Are there soggy patches on the carpet ?
Is her hair always wet ? If so, then these are telltale signs that she is a secret
Mermaider.

https://apnews.com/article/canada-sydney-621e29ea1810b66da54684aa6a1da4b7

[Allen]

You don't see many of them. I suppose it's because there are no male mermaids (merman's ?) for reproduction or someone has told the Asians that mermaids are good to eat.

[dogtag]

All the Mermaids I've run across seem to lack a vital part of the female anatomy
necessary to carry on the species. So, it's a mystery because they've been around
for thousands of years yet they're always young and pretty. Magic I guess.

[Allen]

I wonder what bait they would be attracted to, sausage, diamonds, chocolates, money, prosthetic legs ?

[dogtag]

I wonder what bait they would be attracted to, sausage, diamonds, chocolates, money, prosthetic legs ?

Diamonds are a Mermaid's best friend

[Vern Humphrey]

Singapore has merlions. I've seen their statues on the waterfront.

Singapore in Tamil is "Singha Pura" -- "Lion Town" because an Indian prince claimed to have seen a lion there.