Beast from the East! Panicking Putin calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general

[rayg]

Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after at least 14 top Russian commanders are killed or fired

Putin has called an obese, 20-stone former general out of retirement to fight

General Pavel likes to eat five meals a day and wash it down with a litre of vodka

Overall commander of Russian forces in Ukraine also reported to be dismissed

The 'Butcher of Aleppo' will be replaced by a 'corrupt and brutal' general
Last week the commander of Russian airborne forces was reportedly sacked

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dd&ai=10954233

[Allen]

Unless he is very short he appears to weigh way more than 280. Nevertheless, a slow moving, easy to see target.

[togor]

Corpulent Generals have a spotty track record for wartime success. Something about having let themselves go to such an extent makes it hard to execute the mission. OTOH for the Russian Army he's a perfect fit.

[Vern Humphrey]

Unless he is very short he appears to weigh way more than 280. Nevertheless, a slow moving, easy to see target.

How'd you like to be in the swimming pool when that guy comes up and yells, "CANNON BALL!"

[Allen]

How'd you like to be in the swimming pool when that guy comes up and yells, "CANNON BALL!"

I don't think I would be in it for long.

[Vern Humphrey]

I don't think I would be in it for long.

The tidal wave would wash you out.

[dogtag]

I doubt he could fit in any of the Russian vehicles so how will he get around ?

[Allen]

I doubt he could fit in any of the Russian vehicles so how will he get around ?

He's already 'round.

[dogtag]

Maybe they'll fit him with roller skates and tow him

[Allen]

Maybe they'll fit him with roller skates and tow him

I'd pity those poor skates.

He's already round. Maybe they could just roll him around using a dozer.