Pelosi

[Major Tom]

Surely the most hated person in Congress? She put her long time friend in charge of investigating insider trading. Way to go, Nance! You now get a free stay out of jail pass!
Also, she is planning to go to Taiwan in August. Why, what's there that would make her richer? Even the Chinese hate her!

[Allen]

As worthless as a used condom.

[Vern Humphrey]

You've done it n now! The wrath of the left wing-nuts will descend on you!

[barretcreek]

I wasn't allowed to drink at work, why is she?

[Allen]

You've done it n now! The wrath of the left wing-nuts will descend on you!

Birds of a feather DO stick together.

[Allen]

I wasn't allowed to drink at work, why is she?

She had a good teacher too that often came to work drunk. Our tax dollars at work.

[Vern Humphrey]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg explained falling asleep on the bench or during the State of the Union Address by saying she had too much wine at lunch.

In other words, she became unconscious through over-consumption of alcohol. That's French for "passed out drunk."

[Major Tom]

Yeah, good 'ol Nance has trouble keeping her false teeth in place.

[Johnny P]

"Don't get close to me, you little urchin!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJWr9NHdSug

[Allen]

I think everyone understands why her husband drinks so much.

[Vern Humphrey]

I think everyone understands why her husband drinks so much.

If I had been fool enough to marry her, I'd be taking it intravenously.