The new climate bill

[Major Tom]

Pelosi is grand standing the passing of this bill. She said "You know Mother Earth gets angry sometimes. This bill will take care of that". I guess it will halt hurricanes, tornados, floods, heat waves and extreme cold waves? What bubble does she live in?

[togor]

Wait...so you're admitting the climate is becoming more extreme? And dinging Pelosi because the law doesn't go far enough?

There's a reason industry didn't take up arms against this law. There is a lot in the law that even Republicans can like, if they're not reflexively opposing anything the other side puts forward.

[Allen]

Most of all the billions of wasted tax dollars will "halt" cows from farting.

Such idiotic talk in support of this bill should result in the democrats now being accountable for every hurricane, tornado, flood and temp change that never was a problem in the past till Al Gore devised a way for his kind to make money off of it.

[Johnny P]

What industry was responsible for the last ice age? Who was responsible for the warming when the ice cap went away? More feel good "look what we did" legislation.

[Allen]

"Look what we did." We took your money.

[Major Tom]

Wait...so you're admitting the climate is becoming more extreme? And dinging Pelosi because the law doesn't go far enough?

There's a reason industry didn't take up arms against this law. There is a lot in the law that even Republicans can like, if they're not reflexively opposing anything the other side puts forward.

The climate is no more extreme than it was in past planet history. Yeah, I'm "dinging" pelosi cause she said this "bill" would reudce/halt extreme climate change. I guess they will try plugging up volcanoes when they erupt? As one Nation, we cannot defy mother nature! It takes an entire planet to try to do right. And with Asia (china, India) doing the worst possible things to the climate!

[RED]

The Progressives hate any and all history, including geological history. In their little minds, the climate had never changed in the past 4 billion years until humans ruined a perfect earth. It is YOUR fault for trying to have a better life than your predecessors. After all, the Neanderthals had a perfect life and Western Civilization has ruined everything.

[Vern Humphrey]

In the age of fighting sail, the British knew what to do when your hull was punctured by a cannon ball -- the junior seaman plugged it with his butt until they could make more permanent repairs. Maybe when there's a volcano about to erupt, we can call on the junior Democrat in Congress.

[Allen]

Did someone say buttplug?

[RED]

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[barretcreek]

Article gives Bill Gates a lot of credit for shoving this bill where it came to rest.

[kj47]

What?? Cows farting? Maybe they can be fitted with some type of catalitic converter of sorts to burn off the methane gas. It must be in the bill somewhere.