Additional fake news sites for the upcoming midterm elections

[Allen]

Does this surprise anyone?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ss-states.html

[dryheat]

There used to be a term that is kind of old fashioned now- Fifth Columnists. Groups who strive to sabotage the larger group.
The same advocates (and lawyers) who advocate for illegal immigrants.

-The Immigration Advocates Network (IAN), a program of Pro Bono Net, is dedicated to expanding access to immigration legal resources and information through collaboration and technology. IAN was created in 2007 by leading immigrants' rights organizations, to increase access to justice for low-income immigrants and strengthen the capacity of organizations serving them. We create our own tools, build platforms for others, and work with partners to harness the power of technology and collective action to better support immigrants and their advocates.-

That's how "illegal immigrants turned into "asylum seekers". A simple change of wording. Then it's not so unpalatable. Oh, those poor people, not those damned illegals.


They aren't concerned with 'the greater good' but only their offshoot of people and there are a lot of "offshoots" these days and they aren't that small anymore when the lawyers step in.
Those are the one's that have some "law" behind them. Then there's the ones's who just make up "when did you stop beating your wife" stories with no basis.

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[Allen]

And now this too.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-stories.html

[dryheat]

This is just getting silly. Remember $300 toilet seats? Or maybe it was hammers. The occasional toilet paper shortage. I've been around a while. I've seen my share of toilet paper shortages.
$265 million. Uh huh. Hunter who? He did what? So what do airforce toilets seat go for these days?

[Allen]

This is just getting silly. Remember $300 toilet seats? Or maybe it was hammers. The occasional toilet paper shortage. I've been around a while. I've seen my share of toilet paper shortages.
$265 million. Uh huh. Hunter who? He did what? So what do airforce toilets seat go for these days?

True, but remember, the typical democrat voter isn't very intelligent and certainly not loyal, especially the illegals, dead, multiple voters, and the ballot counters.

BTW, I still have the 300+ rolls of T-paper I bought during the last shortage. Red was critical of my actions but it wasn't a case of me out- bidding someone and being greedy. The ebay auction was a "buy it now option". If I hadn't bought them someone else would have. Meanwhile I have cases of individually wrapped rolls that are living in a climate controlled situation.

I don't like shortages of essential products.

[dryheat]

True, but remember, the typical democrat voter isn't very intelligent and certainly not loyal, especially the illegals, dead, multiple voters, and the ballot counters.

BTW, I still have the 300+ rolls of T-paper I bought during the last shortage. Red was critical of my actions but it wasn't a case of me out- bidding someone and being greedy. The ebay auction was a "buy it now option". If I hadn't bought them someone else would have. Meanwhile I have cases of individually wrapped rolls that are living in a climate controlled situation.

I don't like shortages of essential products.

Fire hazard. I hope they are stored away from the main building.

Well, ****, I got on board back then and loaded up. It's just me here. Three yrs. later (seems like later) I am still working on the last bundle. Thing is; I didn't buy top shelf. If your not careful, you'll poke your finger through. Seems like I'm never going to use this stuff up. I do have a 12 pack of tp that is like falling into a down mattress. I won't use it until all this spider web stuff is gone. Too much information?

[Allen]

Too much information?

Probably.

The stage is open though for someone else to start a new thread.

[Vern Humphrey]

Okay, I guess I have to teach you.

During a toilet paper shortage, you can wipe yourself using only ONE sheet. Fold the sheet in quarters, and tear off the inner corner (where the folds come together.) Put aside the torn-off piece, and open the sheet. There will be a hole in the middle. Stick your finger through the hole, and use that to clean yourself, then close up the sheet and pull it off, wiping your finger clean.

Then use the torn-off corner to clean your fingernail.

[dryheat]

I think I'll stay with the old technique but I'm getting the stuff bears recommend.

[Allen]

No matter how severe the T-Paper shortage, don't go and visit Vern at that time.

[Vern Humphrey]

Talk to our former resident liberals -- that's how I taught them not to suck their thumbs.