The Man I love to Hate ...

[dogtag]

is Mike Lindell, the Pillow Man, Slipper Man or the blankets
he's trying to sell Man. He's right politically, but that's the
only positive thing I can say about him. It seems like years
he's been leaping on to my TV screen every time FOX breaks
for a commercial. He shouts in my face that I've got one more
chance to buy his goddamn ferking slippers that I can buy at
Walmart for a third of the price. He's driving me apexxxx and
I fear I'll do myself an injury keep diving for the mute button.
If anyone deserves to be censored, it's HIM.

[Allen]

It's either support him and indirectly the Republicans or buy from China at Walmart.

Wouldn't you agree he's less annoying than the old Ronco and Seal Flex commercials though?

[dogtag]

No. He's more annoying that a battalion of Fleas.

[Major Tom]

Mike is always saying "order now, supplies limited", dang it, run out out of stuff to sell!

[lyman]

for once, a good ear worm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlo_m6S-pN0

[Vern Humphrey]

How about the damn' lawyers advertising over the Camp Lejune water contamination?

Congress passed a bill! All you have to do is fill out a form to get your share. You don't NEED to pay 1/3 of your settlement to some damn' shyster!!