The progressives cannot stop finding things to bitch about.

[RED]

FART RAPE: HOW CRAZY ARE FEMINISTS?

By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn't fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.

-Ashleigh Ingle, Feminist

[Allen]

I've seen far more obese women than I have men. I have seen more manly looking women than I have feminine looking men.

I would not want to get into a farting contest with any of them.

[Vern Humphrey]

I've seen far more obese women than I have men. I have seen more manly looking women than I have feminine looking men.

I would not want to get into a farting contest with any of them.

Remind me to tell you the story of Beeping Slutie -- she farted during a parade just as the mounted color guard was passing. She was wearing pantyhose, and blew off both her shoes, knocking down two of the horses.

[Allen]

Remind me to tell you the story of Beeping Slutie -- she farted during a parade just as the mounted color guard was passing. She was wearing pantyhose, and blew off both her shoes, knocking down two of the horses.

Those horses got fart raped and didn't even know it.

New "woke" phrase for 2023.

[Vern Humphrey]

Those horses got fart raped and didn't even know it.

New "woke" phrase for 2023.

We'll use it every chance we get -- did you hear how Adam Schif, Eric Swallwell and Ilian Omar got fart raped?

[Allen]

Well, if you're nothing more than a fart and you got raped then I guess you are fart raped.

[Vern Humphrey]

What about a Dutch Oven -- where one person farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other person's head?

[Allen]

What about a Dutch Oven -- where one person farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other person's head?

An old country song comes to mind: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

[Mark in Ottawa]

According to Snopes, this is all false. See https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fart-rape/

[Allen]

OK, something they will put aside for now, keep on their cuff and pull it out again sometime in the future if they need something to bitch about.

[kj47]

Boy have I got some rippers for these bitches!

[Vern Humphrey]

Boy have I got some rippers for these bitches!

From now on, I'm eating nothing but rotten cabbage.

[Allen]

From now on, I'm eating nothing but rotten cabbage.

Per the History Channel, when the Russians overtook and captured the German soldiers during WWII they fed them greasy cabbage and paraded them down the streets. The cabbage along with the grease gave them uncontrollable diarrhea causing them to crap on themselves as they marched.

So I suppose these bystanders got fart raped along with receiving some "solids" to keep the memory fresh.

[Vern Humphrey]

Per the History Channel, when the Russians overtook and captured the German soldiers during WWII they fed them greasy cabbage and paraded them down the streets. The cabbage along with the grease gave them uncontrollable diarrhea causing them to crap on themselves as they marched.

So I suppose these bystanders got fart raped along with receiving some "solids" to keep the memory fresh.

I guess they were sort of like Joe Biden, then.

[Allen]

I guess they were sort of like Joe Biden, then.

Except they could walk and probably climb stairs.