I just found out I'm African American and a decendant of Slaves ...

[dogtag]

If you were Irish, you'd fight. And if you lost, you'd fight again later. And later if you lost then.

In between pints of Guinness

[Major Tom]

I'm going to Mexico and come across the border at Eagle Pass! Freebies the rest of my life!

[Allen]

I'm going to Mexico and come across the border at Eagle Pass! Freebies the rest of my life!

You'll have to register as a democrat though.

[Vern Humphrey]

In between pints of Guinness

I'll die with me Shelagh in one hand and a pint of Guiness in the other.

[kj47]

Kaching! There you go Dogtag, money to buy the guns you always wanted.

[lyman]

I'll die with me Shelagh in one hand and a pint of Guiness in the other.

so I am in Vegas, done the shot show thing, and at an Antique Arms show (not that much antigue btw) Friday,

nice looking woman talking to a guy , and rubbing on what I thought was a Shillelagh

guy behind the table sees me looking and asks if I was interested in Early American clubs,,

I responded, I thought I was looking at a Shillelagh,, shows how much I know,

he shut up and I walked away

[Vern Humphrey]

so I am in Vegas, done the shot show thing, and at an Antique Arms show (not that much antigue btw) Friday,

nice looking woman talking to a guy , and rubbing on what I thought was a Shillelagh

guy behind the table sees me looking and asks if I was interested in Early American clubs,,

I responded, I thought I was looking at a Shillelagh,, shows how much I know,

he shut up and I walked away

A true Shillelagh is made of Blackthorn -- dark wood with the stubs of the thorns still on it.