La Lollo just died. They don't make 'em like her anymore ...

[dogtag]

Gina Lollobrigida. She was 95. I have to admit, she looked
a lot better when she was 20.
So did I come to think of it.

[Allen]

Gina Lollobrigida. She was 95. I have to admit, she looked
a lot better when she was 20.
So did I come to think of it.

Your typing skills are still pretty good to be 95.

[dogtag]

Your typing skills are still pretty good to be 95.

Gin and tonics, cigars and bourbon is the secret to a happy life if not a long one.

[Allen]

Gin and tonics, cigars and bourbon is the secret to a happy life if not a long one.

And your funeral expense will be less. No embalming fluid needed. If you are cremated, same thing. Get you near a flame and "boom".

[dogtag]

And your funeral expense will be less. No embalming fluid needed. If you are cremated, same thing. Get you near a flame and "boom".

Go out with a bang - that's the way to go. (but not yet)