Are You a Racist??

[Art]

Every now and again I hear a new and usually absurd definition of racists and racist stuff. Our esteemed Secretary of Transportation has denounced the interstate highway system as racist. I've heard the AIDs epidemic, the U.S. National Anthem, mathematics and even the English language described as racist, heck Norway even appointed a committee to determine if white paint is racist. With that in mind and apologies to Jeff Foxworthy here is some more of that stuff.

If you believe the COVID pandemic was likely the result of a research project at a Chinese lab that got out of hand you could be a racist.

If you own a "Ring" doorbell you could be a racist.

If you believe physical fitness is to be encouraged, or worse if you are physically fit yourself you could be a racist.

If you use the word "thug" to refer to violent criminals you could be a racist.

If you admit you enjoyed the movie "Sound of Freedom" or, today "The Blind Side." you could be a racist.

If you believe the police are essential to a safe and orderly society you could be a racist.

If you like any of the following songs: "The South's Gonna do it Again," "Rich Men North of Richmond," "God Bless the USA," "Try That in a Small Town," "In America," or "A Country Boy can Survive," you could be a Racist.

If the word "Mob" provokes images of masses of thieves ransacking stores you could be a racist.

If you display a "Blue Line Flag" or a "Gadsden Flag" you could be a racist.

If you self identify as a Republican, or God help you, a Libertarian you could be a racist.

If you ever voted for Donald Trump you definitely could be and probably are a racist.

....and I kid you not, I've heard all of those things, and more, described as evidence or overt or latent racism. It's gotten worse over the last couple of years...hmm. .

[Allen]

Anyone who doesn't like our ways is free and welcomed to leave. In a perfect world they would be forced to leave.

[Art]

Anyone who doesn't like our ways is free and welcomed to leave. In a perfect world they would be forced to leave.

...and a big +1 to you my man.

[k arga]

I don't have the door bell thing but i fit the rest of it.

[Major Tom]

Oh my gosh, my house is painted white!

[kj47]

Oh no, My house is white too! I gotta be a racist too!! Oh well.

[RED]

If you are white, you are a racist bundle of crap!

[Allen]

Those who are offended by us "racist" shouldn't want our handouts, free food, free money, free housing, our jobs, our tax dollars spent in their neighborhoods, our technology, our inventions, our special benefits above and beyond what we do for ourselves, our lowering of school standards so they can pass, our patience of their many crimes, and our acceptance that they will never fit in to a once civilized nation.

[rayg]

That is a great post!

[Vern Humphrey]

The basis of racism is the belief that there is more than one race. So when a man talks about "race" he is ipso facto a racist

[blackhawknj]

If you think a high rate of illegitimacy and welfare dependence is bad for individuals and the nation, you could be a racist.
If you think the individual has a lot of control over his life, his actions and if he makes bad decisions it's his fault, not society's, you could be a racist.
If you believe in the idea of individualism over group identity, you could be a racist.

[Mark in Ottawa]

This is a real problem for me. I am literally in the process of installing a ring type video doorbell that my daughter bought me as a present. I guess that makes us both racists. Even worse, she also bought me a security camera for the back of the house. How am I ever going to live with the shame of it all?

[Allen]

This is a real problem for me. I am literally in the process of installing a ring type video doorbell that my daughter bought me as a present. I guess that makes us both racists. Even worse, she also bought me a security camera for the back of the house. How am I ever going to live with the shame of it all?

Yep, people are suppose to be able to steal from you without any fear of embarrassment to them.

When people receive packages they should repurpose the new looking boxes with poop, re-tape it shut, and leave it on the porch. This way the parasite's stealing the "package" will get a surprise and be hauling off your unwanted boxes as well.