It's the pursuit of happiness

[dryheat]

Not guaranteed happiness. Well, it used to not be. But now we have to supply it.

They just had a big meeting in Africa. Here's the deal; Africa is hot and not always a nice place to live. It's been like that for 10,000 years. People have died by the hundreds of thousands pretty consistently there by starvation ect.. But now days, no one is supposed to be unhappy.

'Our' air pollution which is heating up Africa a little more...maybe is making Africans a little more miserable.
It's not their fault they are unhappy. They don't do anything. It's 'our' fault and we should be responsible and shovel in a bunch of millions of dollars for it. We're sort of being sued by Africa for our recklessness. A good lawyer would find a way to turn that around, but that's not nice.

So, all those migrants that are pouring into the U.S. are just 'looking for a better life' too and it's against the law to deny them that. Even if it includes people from all over the world who have found out that Mexico is the "Taxi" to the U.S. Who are all these people? Haitians: that's a real svelt bunch. Chinese: -and why are you here? Peruvians and Aztecs: you know, the one's that would sacrifice 1,000 virgins over the weekend to appease the gods and they still are pretty good at murder. Brazilians: One of them just got captured in PA. He murdered someone in his home country and then stabbed his girlfriend 38 times in front of her children. Those nice folks.

But no one can say no.

[Allen]

A better life here used to mean finding a good job or starting a business of your own. Now a better life simply means welfare.

[Major Tom]

Africans are starving and dieing of thirst. Well, they live in the fooking desert!

[dogtag]

I find it interesting watching New York - the sanctuary City,
finding itself knee deep in undesirables.

[Allen]

I find it interesting watching New York - the sanctuary City,
finding itself knee deep in undesirables.

Now if we could only keep them there if they aren't going to be deported.

[dryheat]

Good for them. NY is spending about $40,000 on each migrant. They figure it will eventually cost them billions. There's over 100K there and more arriving everyday. Other offices are taking reductions of their budgets to help pay for it all. Parking meters have gone up to $5 for the first hr. and $9 after that.

Here's another unbelievable story. There's a little island off the cost of Italy. Six thousand people live there. The other day 120 boats carrying 6000 North Africans arrived on the shore. Now the islands population is about 12,000. The immigrants don't intend to stay there...they're headed for the mainland.
The new president of Italy in his campaign said he would stop massive immigration even if he had to have the navy block them. Of course, what Politian's say and what they do has a wide margin.