Why I hold the NFL in total disdain.

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  • RED
    Very Senior Member - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11689

    #1

    Why I hold the NFL in total disdain.

    Usher is the new Super Bowl half time star. Here is the lyrics to his number 1 all time song, word for word!

    Peace up, A-Town down
    Yeah, yeah! Okay, okay!
    (Usher, Usher, Usher, Usher)
    Lil' Jon
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (What it do shawty?)
    Let's go!
    Up in the club with my homies, trying to get a lil' V-I
    Keep it down on the low-key (low-key)
    You should know how it feels (hey!)
    I saw this shorty, she was checking up on me
    From the game she was spitting in my ear
    You would think that she know me (know me)
    I decided to chill (okay!)
    Conversation got heavy (hey)
    She had me feeling like she's ready to blow (watch out)
    Oh (watch out)
    She's saying "Come get me" (come get me)
    So I got up and followed her to the floor
    She said, "Baby, let's go"
    When I told her (let's go)
    I said
    Yeah!
    Shorty got down low and said "Come and get me"
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    I got so caught up, I forgot she told me
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Her and my girl, used to be the best of homies
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screaming
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    So she's all up in my head now
    Got me thinking that it might be a good idea to take her with me
    'Cause she's ready to leave (ready to leave now)
    (Let's go)
    And I gotta keep it real now
    'Cause on a one to ten, she's a certified twenty
    But that just ain't me, hey
    'Cause I don't know, if I take that chance
    Just where's it gonna lead
    But what I do know is the way she dance
    Makes shorty alright with me (hey, hey, hey)
    The way she get low
    I'm like "Yeah", just work that out for me
    She asks for one more dance, and I'm like "Yeah"
    How the hell am I supposed to leave? (Let's go, bring the beat back!)
    And I say
    Yeah!
    Shorty got down low and said "Come and get me"
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    I got so caught up, I forgot she told me
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Her and my girl, used to be the best of homies
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screaming
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (hey, hey, Luda!)
    Watch out, my outfit's ridiculous
    In the club looking so conspicuous
    And rraww, these women all on the prowl
    If you hold the head steady, I'ma milk the cow (yeah!)
    And forget about game, I'ma spit the truth (what?)
    I won't stop 'til I get 'em in they birthday suit (yeah!)
    So gimme the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes
    Then bend over to the front and touch your toes
    I left the Jag and I took the Rolls
    If they ain't cutting, then I put 'em on foot patrol (let's go)
    How you like me now?
    When my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand
    Let's drink, you the one to please (yeah)
    Ludacris fill cups like double D's (yeah!)
    Me and Ursh' once more, and we leaves 'em dead (hey)
    We want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed that say
    Yeah!
    Shorty got down low and said "Come and get me"
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    I got so caught up, I forgot she told me
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Her and my girl, used to be the best of homies
    (Yeah!) Yeah!
    Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screaming
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Take that and rewind it back
    Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go
    Take that, rewind it back
    Usher got the voice to make your booty go
    Take that, rewind it back
    Ludacris got the flow to make your booty go
    Take that, rewind it back
    Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go
    Source: LyricFind
  • lyman
    Administrator - OFC
    • Aug 2009
    • 11269

    #2
    National Felon's League?

    Not Fuking Likely ?

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    • dogtag
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 14985

      #3
      NFL players have a penchant for beating or killing their girlfriends

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      • dryheat
        Senior Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 10587

        #4
        The blind paiano player said, I used to make up stuff like that when I was a kid.
        If I should die before I wake...great,a little more sleep.

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        • blackhawknj
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 3754

          #5
          So who pays attention to the NFL ?

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