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A Texas wood pecker was up in Arkansas having a great time pecking the trees for worms. Suddenly he meets a Arkansas woodpecker sitting on a oak tree with tears in its eyes. The Texas woodpecker asked him why he was so troubled. The Arkansas bird replied the trees in Ark. were too hard for him to get a single worm from them.
The Texas bird laughed and promptly buzzed a limb right off the tree.
He told the Ark bird:
The farther away from home you go, the harder your pecker gets!
The Texas bird laughed and promptly buzzed a limb right off the tree.
He told the Ark bird:
The farther away from home you go, the harder your pecker gets!
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