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#2 Comes natural for some people.
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"Yep - a big ol' tick! No worries, pal - I got it for you!"
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People who knew Justin agreed the selfie described him perfectly.
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Can't afford sky writing to express your Valentine's sentiments? Rent a mobile billboard. (Caption sez, 'I love you, Natasha')
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Ducks bite. Hard. Try not to annoy them.
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The poor, starving dog look.
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"You got it backwards, pal. It's righty tighty - lefty loosey."
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Actual betting sport in China - put money on which ram can KO the other.
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Dummy of the day? No - I'd say he's going for dummy of the year... and has a great chance of getting it.
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I don't want to knnow the back story here...
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You ain't seen a dog on P/B??? Really?
I remember my Dad trying to stifle laughter while berating and punishing us for feeding the dog P/B.
Probably had something to do with the dog's hyperventilating tongue and jowls...
And yes, it always ends in a sometimes un-mentionable mess :P
Regards,
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Pigeons become unruly if they get a sugar buzz from frosting on their birthday cake.
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Classic pro wrestling move - the flying elbow drop.
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Today's forecast - partly cloudy with a chance of probation.
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"Oh, quit whining - Hammy called shotgun fair & square!"
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I dunno... he looks innocent enough to me.
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#3 All weathermen should be under arrest, jailed, fined, on parole, wear ankle bracelets, etc.
#4 The girl in the back looks pissed to be playing 2nd fiddle to a guinea pig.Comment
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Daredevil taking her bumper car into traffic.
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When crash test dummies don't brush and floss regularly.
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Looks like people were blowing up Barbie's phone again.
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Legit option for die-hard bikers.
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"I'm doing pretty well with cutting back - only 2 smokes a day now!"
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"Dear, I think I know how the TV got scratched."
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Interesting concept, but starting & stopping upright was problematic.
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"I'm not eating this - I'm shaping the tip so I can jimmy the lock on that car with food in the back seat!"
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Waking a whip crack takes practice. This guy should leave numchucks alone, too!
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"BRAIN FREEZE!!!"
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"You can just drop me off on the bank over there. I'll hit the C-store and BRB."
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Kids know about Grandma's prison tats and don't give her any lip!
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Dummy of the day award - I think we have a winner!
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Teaching chickens to fly - it works better if they clear the fence on launch.
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"Okay - have it in 2nd gear. When I get up to about 25, dump the clutch and gas it!"
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"Leave the beans alone, cat - you blow butt bad enough already."
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When baboons become despondent and want to end it all...
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"Dang! I knew I should have packed a sweater!"
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Contrary to popular belief, woodpeckers DO get headaches.
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The gas mileage took a hard hit, but you could pull your bass boat with it now.
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"I always call shotgun, but they never let me sit up front!"
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Letting a monk play with a grenade has bad idea written all over it!
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Invention for shaving 12 guys at once. Well, in theory anyway.
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"I hope my cuz doesn't forget the horseradish sauce this time."
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I think the guy riding the cow is a rustler.
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"My cell plan is way cheap, but the towers are kinda far apart."
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The only thing that can save this cat is a Holy hand grenade!
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There are campers for everybody!
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Break dancing - probably not for ducks.
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When you buy a new mattress but didn't bring enough rope...
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