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In HS, I lived on a ranch with a creek. Great place to whack mallards! Except when kingfishers were around. They'd dash from a tree making all the noise they could... which tipped the ducks off it was a good time to leave. It was actually funny. SW
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Kung-fu... bears know it!
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Fox cell phone extortion in progress.
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Getting pierced for a nose ring on the cheap.
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"Nooooooo!!!"
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The dog's name? Spud!
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I'm carnivorous? No - I can trade this to a magpie for walnuts!
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Furry ear bling.
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"I'm not sure about the pay, but I heard they're hiring about anybody!"
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What you eat when you paid way too much for that rare variation Luger.
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"Rorex? Sorry, pal - it's a fake!"
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"I feel your pain, buddy - I lost a bundle on the stock market, too!"
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Want that special "glow"? Use radioactive makeup! (it was a real thing)
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Nap buddies - grizzlies like them, too.
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All set to plow in comfort.
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#5 Similar to what Minneapolis Moline tried in the late 30's. No A/C back then though.Comment
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Camper with attached apartment.
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"Forget flying Barbie Air - they ain't no in flight snacks!"
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All those coins finally made the 'make a wish tree' fall over.
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When your gf asks, "Do these yoga pants make my butt look big?" choose your answer carefully!
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Chocolate chip french toast/sausage sammich - it's what's for breakfast!
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#1 We have tunnels here that take care of things like that.Comment
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"Ow! I thought armor kept you from getting hurt!"
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"I'm not gonna sneeze... not gonna sneeze... not gonna sneeze..."
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"I saw you smooching with that seal - you're dead to me now!"
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Pacifiers - little fruit bats like 'em, too.
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"There's still food left on the tables. I get the burgers - you get the fries, 'k?"
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"Phew! You keep blowing butt, you can bring up the rear!"
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Breakfast pic for you foodies.
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"Looks like I'll have to make a separate trip for ketchup packs."
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"If you drop me off over by the C-store, I'll catch you a couple nice herring!"
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Wichita Falls... and get a bad case of road rash.
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When you order fried chicken from street vendors in certain countries, your taking chances it's really chicken.
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It's a tough climb, but you'll notice there's a place for stopping to huff & puff.
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Cake on a stick? You bet!
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Water dep't guys usually have a place where they can hide out and goof off during their shift.
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Pets can vouch for this!
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#1 One of my old co-workers that served in Cambodia spoke about how bad the smells were from the street vendors cooking rats, bats, insects and basically anything that moved that could be caught.
#2 If I were an appliance or piano delivery person this would be typical of where my deliveries would take place.Comment
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"The squill was throwing gang signs and talking trash about my mom - I HAD to get up here and teach it a lesson... but it got away."
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Some casinos in Vegas have these for people who gambled big and lost.
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"I'd give you a ride, pal, but you're too tall."
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All loads MUST be strapped down!
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"I shot it right after sunrise - now I can have a family BBQ and make gator pizza afterward!"
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Cat jamming out to Metallica.
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Not far away, fish are giggling.
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Re-usable laxative.
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The thing in my right hand? The first reporter makes a remark about my ears is going to get smacked with it!
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Putting a theory to the test.
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With all the backlash from their failed ad campaign, Budweiser is taking a different approach.
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Coming soon to vending machines near you!
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Chinese are big on really hot pepper eating contests. Winners report their taste buds never working again.
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The very first ones actually had steel wheels.
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Wicker V-dub? If you drive on salty roads, it could have applications.
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