MY Personal Pronoun, or not.

[Phloating Phlasher]

Recently I've had a rash of dealing with various parts of the medical trade. They seem unnaturally obsessed with my choice of "Personal Pronoun", to the point of annoyance. The one telling me she (or it, or whatever) was offended because she (or it, or whatever) "couldn't tell which she should address me by, based on the sound of my voice"!

In the spirit of co-existence I've decided to list my preferences, & dislikes, as to my Personal Pronoun.

LIKES, pick one, I don't really care that much which one.
Sir
Mister
Mate
Buddy
Whack
Cobber
China
Oi Yew!
Me ole Sparrow.

DISLIKES, you'll feel better if you don't use these, again I don't really care that much.
Sport
Pal
Sunshine
Anything referring to "orange" or "TRUMP"
Dip$#!t
To whom is the person, which I am talking to.
Sparky
Squire
Chum
Chuckie

Please feel free to suggest additions to either category!

[mtnboomer]

I seem to get a lot of, "Hey, a**hole!" of late.

[Phloating Phlasher]

I was thinking of "Your Flatulence" but maybe a little risque for the snowflakes?