Memorable quotes

**Allen** · 07-23-2019, 05:27

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

**Allen** · 07-24-2019, 04:40

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

**Allen** · 07-24-2019, 09:35

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

**S.A. Boggs** · 07-24-2019, 01:17

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**Allen** · 07-24-2019, 02:10

I hope if I ever choke to death on gummy bears people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

**Allen** · 07-25-2019, 05:24

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

**Allen** · 07-25-2019, 10:09

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

**Allen** · 07-25-2019, 02:59

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

**Allen** · 07-26-2019, 03:14

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

**JOHN COOK** · 07-26-2019, 11:49

I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Allen, take the quote book back to he library..

john in SC

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