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  • Allen
    Moderator
    • Sep 2009
    • 10583

    #1

    Memorable quotes

    I started a new thread instead of hijacking John's thread "quote of the day" any more than I already have.

    "A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
  • Allen
    Moderator
    • Sep 2009
    • 10583

    #2
    Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

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    • Allen
      Moderator
      • Sep 2009
      • 10583

      #3
      The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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      • Allen
        Moderator
        • Sep 2009
        • 10583

        #4
        I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

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        • S.A. Boggs
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 8568

          #5
          Southern Baptist Joke;river.jpg
          Sam

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          • Allen
            Moderator
            • Sep 2009
            • 10583

            #6
            I hope if I ever choke to death on gummy bears people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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            • Allen
              Moderator
              • Sep 2009
              • 10583

              #7
              I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

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              • Allen
                Moderator
                • Sep 2009
                • 10583

                #8
                Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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                • Allen
                  Moderator
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 10583

                  #9
                  Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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                  • Allen
                    Moderator
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 10583

                    #10
                    I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

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                    • JOHN COOK
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 711

                      #11
                      I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
                      Allen, take the quote book back to he library..

                      john in SC
                      “Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.” (Luke 22:36)

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