Global warming is about to get extremely cold ...

[lyman]

I'm opposite you guys. Can't stand the heat. I can dress for the cold and stay warm, but can only take off so many clothes to get cooler. No-one wants to see that

ditto,

spent many years working in a cold room,

above 80 is hot, and humid to me,

if it stayed in the 65-70 degree range all year I would be just fine with it

[JB White]

Are your parents Penguins by any chance ?

Maybe? Long story short:

A pair of dwarfs knocked at the convent door and asked audience with the Reverend Mother.
RM: What can I do for you?
Dwarf #1: Are there any midget nuns here at the convent?
RM: I'm afraid not.
D#1: well then, are there any midget nuns in the county?
RM: Not that I'm aware of.
D#1: May I ask if there are any midget nuns in the state:
RM: Again, not that I'm aware of and if there were I'm certain I would know about it.
D#1: Thank you Reverend Mother for both your time and patience.

They turn to leave and D1 takes his hat and smacks D2. "See there now...we all told you that you were screwing a fookin penguin!

[dryheat]

ditto,

spent many years working in a cold room,

above 80 is hot, and humid to me,

if it stayed in the 65-70 degree range all year I would be just fine with it

Me too. But maybe 72 or 73. Above that I get PTSD. Or just plain old pissed.

[Dolt]

It's not global warming guys....its global CLIMATE CHANGE!!! That makes it sound better when we get all of this cold weather since it is so obvious to any idiot that global warming is only taken place on the same scale that it has for, oh I don't know, maybe 3 billion years!

[Allen]

It's not global warming guys....its global CLIMATE CHANGE!!! That makes it sound better when we get all of this cold weather since it is so obvious to any idiot that global warming is only taken place on the same scale that it has for, oh I don't know, maybe 3 billion years!

+1

It's gotten to be too big of a business and a scheme to get government money to just admit they were idiots and wrong so it's better to just call it something else now. They don't even like to hear the term "global warming" any more.

[togor]

It's not global warming guys....its global CLIMATE CHANGE!!! That makes it sound better when we get all of this cold weather since it is so obvious to any idiot that global warming is only taken place on the same scale that it has for, oh I don't know, maybe 3 billion years!

Also obvious to any farmer that if a giant storm, powered by more energy in the atmosphere, brings a killing June frost onto a corn or bean crop, then the yield goes to hell. 90 day corn, with just one day out of whack the wrong way, can kill the yield. That's what you miss Dolt. It's not just the mean but the extremes that matter.

[Dolt]

Been happening for millions of year togor my buddy and it will happen for millions of more years. According to Al Gore and his ilk, the oceans were supposed to have flooded us out 10 years ago, but hey, drink the Koolaid if you like.

[Allen]

Been happening for millions of year togor my buddy and it will happen for millions of more years. According to Al Gore and his ilk, the oceans were supposed to have flooded us out 10 years ago, but hey, drink the Koolaid if you like.

And yet he owns oceanfront property and has for years.

[Dolt]

And yet he owns oceanfront property and has for years.

Henny Penny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[togor]

Been happening for millions of year togor my buddy and it will happen for millions of more years. According to Al Gore and his ilk, the oceans were supposed to have flooded us out 10 years ago, but hey, drink the Koolaid if you like.

So have waves of human migration across the planet for the last ten thousand years. It always strikes me as funny that people insist on holding the line at the border, but ignore the fact that climate change is the source of much disruption which gives rise to to those forces of migration. Why is it that people can't Read, think, UNDERSTAND, the connection between the two?

[lyman]

is the weather a reason to seek asylum?

[RED]

So have waves of human migration across the planet for the last ten thousand years. It always strikes me as funny that people insist on holding the line at the border, but ignore the fact that climate change is the source of much disruption which gives rise to to those forces of migration. Why is it that people can't Read, think, UNDERSTAND, the connection between the two?

Perhaps the most stupid thing I have ever read. So global warming:

"climate change... for the last ten thousand years... is the source of much disruption which gives rise to to those forces of migration."

So what happened to your last theory that Trump, hair spray, and SUV's caused global warming?

Agitate, agitate, agitate, twist and turn, hate and burn

I hope you get a "mix of legionella," for Christmas.

[bostonbound]

I hope you get a "mix of legionella," for Christmas.

Now that's something a Democrat would (and did) say.

[lyman]

That's It!!!

the wet summer we have had here on the East Coast is from all the Latin and South American folks, driving RAV4's and using hairspray!!

and I bet most of them were Diesels!! and may have had AC

the horrors,

how will we survive??

film at 11

[Allen]

the wet summer we have had here on the East Coast is from all the Latin and South American folks

Another reason to call them "wet backs".