Here's something for Cat lovers ...

[Allen]

My brother had a friend who was somewhat of a hermit. He lived alone, didn't eat healthy, felt he had no reason to keep his house tidy and didn't. For company and companionship he had about 30 cats. This guy died of poor health and left everything to my brother. The house was rented so after death it had to be cleaned out quickly. My wife and I helped do the task. For a liter box he had a plastic wading pool in the living room with sand. Needless to say it was full and stunk up the house so badly you could smell it outside with the doors closed. Now while this isn't the cats fault--all crap stinks, it IS how some people live.

[free1954]

I like cats. I just can't eat a whole one.

[Vern Humphrey]

I like cats. I just can't eat a whole one.

I have a recipe for Ozark Fried Squirrel that works well with cats -- just double the portions.

[Allen]

What gets me is all the restaurants that have chicken fried steak on their menu's. When I ask to go to the kitchen to see the chicken frying the steak I am denied. I suspect fraud.

[Vern Humphrey]

What gets me is all the restaurants that have chicken fried steak on their menu's. When I ask to go to the kitchen to see the chicken frying the steak I am denied. I suspect fraud.

What about places that advertise "Hand scooped ice cream?" What OTHER portion of your anatomy would you use to scoop ice cream.

[Allen]

What about places that advertise "Hand scooped ice cream?" What OTHER portion of your anatomy would you use to scoop ice cream.

And who would want to eat it after someone scooped it with their hands.

What about restaurants that say "Mom's home cooking" ? For those of us lucky enough to still have our mother's where else would they cook?

[Vern Humphrey]

And who would want to eat it after someone scooped it with their hands.

What about restaurants that say "Mom's home cooking" ? For those of us lucky enough to still have our mother's where else would they cook?

We have a restaurant that advertises "Hand breaded chicken." I told one of the waitresses that if I go back in the kitchen and see someone holding a chicken between his butt cheeks, I'm gonna turn around and walk right out.

[Allen]

We have a restaurant that advertises "Hand breaded chicken." I told one of the waitresses that if I go back in the kitchen and see someone holding a chicken between his butt cheeks, I'm gonna turn around and walk right out.

At that restaurant I would never order the "special of the day".

[togor]

We have a restaurant that advertises "Hand breaded chicken." I told one of the waitresses that if I go back in the kitchen and see someone holding a chicken between his butt cheeks, I'm gonna turn around and walk right out.

CSB. Arkansas restaurant humor?